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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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