Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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