i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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