they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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