The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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