id be glad to
Duck Duck Cougar?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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