You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
