you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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