I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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