If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
