Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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