lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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