Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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