So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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