"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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