She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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