i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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