return my video game
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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