he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
