Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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