all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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