I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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