now i know why i became what i already was.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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