I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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