I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
