I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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