She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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