no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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