now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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