What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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