She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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