Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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