I'm jealous of your bromance
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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