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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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