sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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