I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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