Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
