Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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