I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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