Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Randomize
