I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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