Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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