she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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