and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
