Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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