you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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