dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
there was a trapeze. enough said
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Terrible idea I love it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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