Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
my poor anus
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If I die, sorry about rent.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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