the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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