Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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