you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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