am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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