what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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