i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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