Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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