He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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