i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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